Anyone who knows me will be able to testify to the fact that I am absolutely useless at any/all forms of online correspondence. My friends and family often resort to extreme measures such as sending carrier pigeons to try and get a reply out of me.

I haven’t owned a smartphone since 2015, and I am currently experimenting to see what life is like with no phone at all. It’s been just over a year and so far so good (R.I.P. blue Nokia).

Business Inquiries

For business inquiries, media appearances, and interview requests, please contact my manager Maxwell Carver at duncan@happiness.info

Social Media

I have never seen the accounts, but my team has told me that I’m on Instagram and TikTok – so that’s another way to see what I’ve been up to.